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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

THERE'S MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE....


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Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three of whom were deaf, two were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking,

Decide and then scroll down for the answer.
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Answer to Question No. 1

If your answer to the abortion question:

Is YES . . . .. . . you just killed


Thursday, December 16, 2010

Touching Poem


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A Touching Poem......
 
I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet..

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon..

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this
to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going
around the world that will make people understand that don't mix drinking
and driving.
PLEASE DO THE FAVOR
!!!!


Monday, December 06, 2010

Few Funny Definations


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  • School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
  • Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
  • Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
  • Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
  • Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
  • Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
  • Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without   passing through "the minds of either"
  • Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  • Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  • Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
  • Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
  • Father : A banker provided by nature.
  • Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
  • Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
  • Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
  • Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
  • Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  • Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
  • Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
  • Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Super MP3


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Movie       : Super [2010]

Starring     : Upendra, Nayanthara

Music        : V. Harikrishna

Lyrics        : Upendra, V Manohar. Yograj Bhat

Director     : Upendra

Producer    : Rockline Venkatesh

Music On  :  Akash Audio

Release     :  2010


01. Kayi Kayi Uppinakayi......
      Singer : Kunal Ganjawala
      Lyrics : Upendra
      Play       Download


02. Come'on Come'on Director......
      Singer : Rahul Nambiar
      Lyrics : V. Manohar
      Play      Download


03. Erimele Eri......
      Singers : SPB, Shamita Malnad, Upendra
      Lyrics : Upendra
      Play      Download


04. Sikkapatte Istapatte......
      Singer : Upendra
      Lyrics : Yograj Bhat
      Play      Download


05. Look At The Style.......
      Singer : Naveen Madhav
      Lyrics : Upendra
      Play      Download

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 12, 2010

What is at the top of this ? Amazing...


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This tower is in Las Vegas
 imagine what is there at the top of this 

  
alot of lights, get nearer to know wat is it....!!!


Is it clear now, check it urself


Tuesday, November 09, 2010

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Never Wash His Hands


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Why MOM is the best....


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

BEAUTIFUL CATS


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